When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN’T read.
And you’re just there like..
bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: yourturnons)
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
(Source: exclamation)
(Source: belovesick)
(Source: glamour-glitter-gold)
blue rag. blood sign. funny little white bitches.
what a dumbass
(Source: spanishcunt)
(Source: girly-shitt)
(Source: livinterrupted)
